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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?” The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.” “What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter. “My ex-wife” […]

admin December 31, 2017

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?” The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.” “What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter. “My ex-wife” […]

admin December 31, 2017

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?” The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.” “What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter. “My ex-wife” […]

admin December 31, 2017

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?” The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.” “What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter. “My ex-wife” […]

admin December 30, 2017

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I […]

admin December 30, 2017

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I […]

admin December 30, 2017

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I […]

admin December 30, 2017

Elderly Man: “Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic.” Priest: “I do not see anything wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war.” Elderly Man: “I collected rent from him for every month that he stayed.” Priest: “That’s not a good thing you did, but […]

admin December 30, 2017

Elderly Man: “Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic.” Priest: “I do not see anything wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war.” Elderly Man: “I collected rent from him for every month that he stayed.” Priest: “That’s not a good thing you did, but […]

admin December 30, 2017

The church is struck by lightning. The insurance company refuses to pay out for damages incurred, as there is a specific disclaimer clause for “An act of God”, which, amongst others, lightning is classified as. The priest goes to every household and asks for a donation to rebuild the church. One Christian farmer protested, “I’m […]